Kit Kat Klub
"Tu je život krásny!"
Willkommen
EMCEE:
Willkommen! Bienvenue! Welcome!
Fremde, étranger, stranger
Glücklich zu sehen
Je suis enchanté
Happy to see you
Bleibe, reste, stay!
Willkommen! Bienvenue! Welcome!
Im cabaret, au cabaret, to cabaret!
Meine damen und herrens
Mesdames et monsieurs
Ladies and gentlemen
Guten abend
Bonsoir
Good evening
Wie geht's?
Comment ça va?
Do you feel good? Do you feel good?
Ich bin ein Conférencier
Je suis votre compere
I am your host!
Und sagen
Willkommen! Bienvenue! Welcome!
Im cabaret, au cabaret, to cabaret!
Leave your troubles outside
So, life is disappointing
Ah! Forget it!
We? We have no troubles here
For here, life is beautiful
The girls are beautiful
Even the orchestra is beautiful
And now presenting the cabaret girls
Rosie! Rosie, she smells so sweet, she will make you leap
Lulu! Does she make you a little lulu?
Yes does she?
Do I make you a little lulu? A little bit?
Do you want to see me dance a little, Lulu?
Yes, for a few marks gentlemen
Anything is possible!
Frenchie!
FRENCHIE:
Bonjour, salut, beaucoup
EMCEE:
Frenchie, is like a croissant
She's hard and crusty on the outside
But warm and moist on the inside
Texas! Texas, is from America
And I love a good yank!
Fritzie! Ok, Fritzie you have to stop with the bending down thing
No, please, already we have lost a waiter
Two tables, and three bottles of champagne
No, be careful sir, you could be next!
And last, but not least: Helga!
Helga is my baby
And when she is bad, I spank her
And she is very, very, very bad
Oh Rosie, Lulu, Texas, Frenchie and Helga!
HELGA:
Ja!
EMCEE:
Each and everyone, a virgin!
This guy, you don't believe me?
Ha ha ha! He doesn't believe me
But don't take my word for it
Go ahead, please try Helga!
Outside it is winter
But here it is so hot
Every night I have to battle with the girls
To stop them from taking off all their clothing
So don't go away
For who knows, tonight
We may lose the battle!
GIRLS:
Und sagen!
Willkommen! Bienvenue! Welcome!
Im cabaret, au cabaret, to cabaret!
EMCEE:
We are here to serve you
And now, presenting the cabaret boys
Bobby! And Victor!
Oh, this is Victor, and Bobby!
Well, you see there is really only the one way
To tell the difference: It's the earlobes!
Hans!
Meine damen und herrens
Hans, monsieur Hans here
He knows 27 different sexual positions!
This is a new one
And now he is ready to try this, on people!
Herman!
Meine damen und herrens
Ok, so the funniest thing about Herman
Ok, there is absolutely nothing funny
And, now!
Presenting the Toast of Mayfair
Fräulein Sally Bowles!
SALLY:
Hello, darlings! Yes!
EMCEE:
Bleibe, reste, stay!
GIRLS (EMCEE):
Willkommen! Bienvenue! Welcome!
Im cabaret, au cabaret
Und sagen:
Willkommen, bienvenue, welcome
Fremde, étranger, stranger
(Hello stranger!)
Glücklich zu sehen
Je suis enchanté
(Enchanté)
EMCEE with GIRLS:
Happy to see you
Bleibe, reste, stay!
GIRLS:
Wir sagen
Willkommen! Bienvenue! Welcome!
Fremde, étranger, stranger
Glücklich zu sehen
Je suis enchanté
Happy to see you
Bleibe, reste, stay!
EMCEE:
Wir sagen
EMCEE with GIRLS:
Willkommen! Bienvenue! Welcome!
Im cabaret, au cabaret, to cabaret!
EMCEE:
Thank you!
Rosie, Lulu, Frenchie, Texas, Fritzie and Helga
Welcome to the Kit Kat Club!